TRUE STORY the reason I know what a mycologist is is that I accidentally wandered into a mycology convention once in San Diego and that is the first time I ever saw this book cover
A PROMPT-FILL OF YOUR CHOICE TO WHOEVER PHOTOSHOPS HOECHLIN’S GOOFY EXCITEDLY-BEAMING FACE ONTO THIS MASTERPIECE
I hope you weren’t kidding about that terrible Photoshop:
OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
OH MY GOD IT’S BEAUTIFUL
(I can’t even blame alcohol for this; I’ve only had half a beer.)
Stiles stared at the book, blinked a few times, and rubbed his eyes. Nope, it was still there, so it probably wasn’t a hallucination. He counted his fingers (ten, so not a dream). He poked the book, then picked it up. It certainly felt real.
Thus, according to Occam’s Razor, it was real.
"Scott," he hissed. "Scott. Scott.”
Scott popped up from the other aisle. “What?”
"You have to see this."
Scott ambled over and poked his head over Stiles’s shoulder. “Uh,” he said. “Stiles?”
"Is that a picture of Derek on the cover of the book?"
"Is he wearing a tuxedo while carrying a trombone and a giant mushroom?"
"Two for two."
Scott stepped back and rubbed his head, opened his mouth, then closed it again. “I think my brain just broke.”
Without another thought, Stiles added the mushroom guide to the stack of books he balanced precariously in his arms.
Scott eyed him warily. “Are you actually buying that?”
“Why?” Scott gaped at him. “What if Derek finds out you have it?”
Stiles grinned. “Oh, he will. I’m gonna get him to autograph it.”
Anonymous said: Why not fall in love?
I got shit to do
Sometimes I wonder
if I’m asexual
or just too shy for this world
or maybe I haven’t found a person I just ‘clicked’ with
if that ever actually happens.
everytime hoechlin laughs, a puppy is born. a kitten mewls. an angel gains its wings. war pauses. the sun smiles back. hate is ceased. babies stop crying. hearts skip a beat. i cry a puddle.
Chris Evans’ mom said his character in The Losers (Jake Jensen) is the most like Chris in real life.
This is the best news I’ve had all day.
This makes me so fucking happy, you have no idea.
the best and most accurate thing
This literally NEVER gets old.
I love fanfic writers because fanfiction is just so kind and selfless. You give us really enjoyable stories completely free of charge and I am really, really grateful for it.
This is elvish-elvis' fault for making the Han Yolo comment in a previous post. SORRY NOT SORRY ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
WOW. OUU. WOWW. WOAH.oooOOOuuUUU. WOAW. WAAW.
"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC
- frozenbrimstone said:does woke up married count as accidental marriage because an ABO Sterek idea just popped into my head. where an Alpha knotting an Omega means marriage(no clue if knotting only happens with mates or what) Derek never imagined he'd ever knot after the woman he had been planning on marrying burned most his family alive. Cora takes him out drinking one night, and he didn't mean to drink that much but there was a snarky little omega who just kept watching him with such a sinful mouth. He wakes up
the next morning with the omega still on his knot.
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