April 18, 2014

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April 18, 2014
themonstering:

#would pay for an ep that requires them to pretend to be a couple tbh #and derek plays it up just to screw with chris #acting like chris is his sugar daddy in front of other people #’he buys me such nice things’ #talks about their antiquing trips #sighs and bats his eyes adoringly and calls him christopher because it makes a vein hop around in chris’ temple #and chris gets more and more wound up #until he storms off to go sit in the car like they’re not supposed to be looking for a rugaru at this fucking suburban potluck #and derek sighs to the woman offering him more cake and says ‘he’s got such a temper but he’s an animal in bed’ #chris trips on his way out of the kitchen (via queerly-it-is)

themonstering:

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April 17, 2014

thedovahcat:

scoobydew4u:

bofurs-wife:

heirtotheholyringsofbetazed:

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

This is how I want to die.

DEATH BY BLORP

REMARKABLE

This is it. This is my dream.

IRISH MEN AND SEALS AND BOTH BEING ADORABLE

BLLLEEPPGHTHFFPTTS FURIOUSLY AND WRIGGLES IN SHEER DELIGHT

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April 17, 2014

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April 16, 2014

loki-struts-tom-dances:

hungryhungryhiddles:

Get cereal, Tony says.

Get healthy cereal, Steve says.

Pop-Tarts, Thor says.

Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes.  MOVING ON.

headcannon accepted

This is sweet.

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April 16, 2014
daydrawings:

nous protégeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protéger eux-mêmes. (wp)

daydrawings:

nous protégeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protéger eux-mêmes. (wp)

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April 16, 2014

swingsetindecember:

causticgrip:

X-Men: Days of Future Past | Official Trailer 3 [HD]

the lack of kitty pryde makes me angry

April 16, 2014

littleletknown asked: I would love to know what happens when Darcy meets Bucky.

ifeelbetterer:

Bucky had been staying with Steve for exactly twelve hours when he met Darcy.

He scouted the kitchen twice before he ventured into it because he really, really didn’t want to run into Steve’s team of super-special-good-people. He waited through Steve grabbing his bottle of water and heading out for a run with Sam; Tony eating a microwaved burrito and heading to bead; Bruce and his bowl of yogurt; Natasha and Clint and their cereal (half of which Clint flicked at various spots around the room and some which Natasha batted away with her spoon); Thor and Jane and about six boxes of poptarts.

So he went rummaging in the cabinets when they all had wandered away. He had the bottle of orange juice in one hand and was hunting down a glass when Darcy appeared.

"Oh my god, listen to this," she said as she came in the room, popping one of her earbuds out of her ear. Without any more ado, she put the earbud in his ear.

"No, shut up," she said when he opened his mouth to protest. "Listen, jesus.”

So he did.

There was a sweet, honey voice singing over a sort of hypnotic pulsing beat. Not quite Lena Horne, but good. He couldn’t really pick out the lyrics.

"Look, if you don’t have room in your heart for disco roller derby odes to cunnilingus, I don’t wanna know you," said Darcy.

"…OK?" said Bucky.

"So you like it, right?" Darcy asked, grinning.

The song hit the chorus and, oh, an ode to cunnilingus, he saw what she was saying now. And, yeah, it was great.

He said so.

"Ten points to Gryffindor," she said and pulled the earbud away. "JARVIS, can you blast Bey out of every surface on this floor?"

"I feel I must inform you that this floor is occupied by others besides yourself and Sergeant Barnes," said the ceiling in a snooty British voice.

"So you can’t?" asked Darcy, winking at Bucky.

"I am well versed in this sort of manipulation, Miss Lewis," said the ceiling. Then the song began to blast from all sides.

Darcy grabbed Bucky by the metal hand and spun him around like he used to spin the girls in jazz clubs.

She played the song three times in a row, once while describing in minutiae what this Beyonce lady did during every frame of the music video. He could sing along with her by the third time through.

April 15, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Goat GIFs [x]

Previously: Animals Stealing Food

April 15, 2014
submariet:

impostoradult:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Queen leaves couple stunned after Her Majesty accepts wedding invitation at Manchester town hall.
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/guest-of-honour-queen-leaves-couple-685253

I’d like to think that’s exactly the sort of stunt I’d pull if I were the Queen of anything.

Queen Just Glad To Be Invited To Something Normal For Once
Queen Totally Fine With It If You Just Want To Go For Kebab Sometime
Just Drop Queen A Line
Queen Is Just Saying

submariet:

impostoradult:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Queen leaves couple stunned after Her Majesty accepts wedding invitation at Manchester town hall.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/guest-of-honour-queen-leaves-couple-685253

I’d like to think that’s exactly the sort of stunt I’d pull if I were the Queen of anything.

Queen Just Glad To Be Invited To Something Normal For Once

Queen Totally Fine With It If You Just Want To Go For Kebab Sometime

Just Drop Queen A Line

Queen Is Just Saying

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April 14, 2014

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April 14, 2014
mrhipp:

I’m with you till the end of the line.

mrhipp:

I’m with you till the end of the line.

April 14, 2014
juvjuvychan:

overlordofthelollipopguild:

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony
u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?
what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?
what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?
what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?
what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?
what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?
what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?



#and this is why Tony will build Ultron?#dun dun duuuun

juvjuvychan:

overlordofthelollipopguild:

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony

u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?

what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?

what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?

what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?

what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?

what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?

what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

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April 14, 2014
tsuthetiger:

the fuck outta here

tsuthetiger:

the fuck outta here

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April 14, 2014

kaynibbler16:

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

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