imagine Tonks and Lupin in bed, and he’s the little spoon and he turns round to kiss her only to find she’s metamorphasized her face into Snape’s and he screams and she laughs so hard she falls out the bed
I literally think about this post all the time.
So, I’ve not been posting much (or anything really) because I don’t have an internet connection right now except for the occasional bout on my phone or at uni. I’m not dead or abandoning this blog but will be back soon once I’ve sorted out if there’s anyone in the house who’s willing to share their WLAN with me… We’ll see how that’ll go.
Hope you’re all doing good!! ;)
ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture
and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”
(it needs to be charged)
I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamt of.
#would pay for an ep that requires them to pretend to be a couple tbh #and derek plays it up just to screw with chris #acting like chris is his sugar daddy in front of other people #’he buys me such nice things’ #talks about their antiquing trips #sighs and bats his eyes adoringly and calls him christopher because it makes a vein hop around in chris’ temple #and chris gets more and more wound up #until he storms off to go sit in the car like they’re not supposed to be looking for a rugaru at this fucking suburban potluck #and derek sighs to the woman offering him more cake and says ‘he’s got such a temper but he’s an animal in bed’ #chris trips on his way out of the kitchen (via queerly-it-is)
watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals
This is how I want to die.
DEATH BY BLORP
This is it. This is my dream.
IRISH MEN AND SEALS AND BOTH BEING ADORABLE
BLLLEEPPGHTHFFPTTS FURIOUSLY AND WRIGGLES IN SHEER DELIGHT
Get cereal, Tony says.
Get healthy cereal, Steve says.
Pop-Tarts, Thor says.
Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes. MOVING ON.
This is sweet.
nous protégeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protéger eux-mêmes. (wp)
X-Men: Days of Future Past | Official Trailer 3 [HD]
the lack of kitty pryde makes me angry
littleletknown asked: I would love to know what happens when Darcy meets Bucky.
Bucky had been staying with Steve for exactly twelve hours when he met Darcy.
He scouted the kitchen twice before he ventured into it because he really, really didn’t want to run into Steve’s team of super-special-good-people. He waited through Steve grabbing his bottle of water and heading out for a run with Sam; Tony eating a microwaved burrito and heading to bead; Bruce and his bowl of yogurt; Natasha and Clint and their cereal (half of which Clint flicked at various spots around the room and some which Natasha batted away with her spoon); Thor and Jane and about six boxes of poptarts.
So he went rummaging in the cabinets when they all had wandered away. He had the bottle of orange juice in one hand and was hunting down a glass when Darcy appeared.
"Oh my god, listen to this," she said as she came in the room, popping one of her earbuds out of her ear. Without any more ado, she put the earbud in his ear.
"No, shut up," she said when he opened his mouth to protest. "Listen, jesus.”
So he did.
There was a sweet, honey voice singing over a sort of hypnotic pulsing beat. Not quite Lena Horne, but good. He couldn’t really pick out the lyrics.
"Look, if you don’t have room in your heart for disco roller derby odes to cunnilingus, I don’t wanna know you," said Darcy.
"…OK?" said Bucky.
"So you like it, right?" Darcy asked, grinning.
The song hit the chorus and, oh, an ode to cunnilingus, he saw what she was saying now. And, yeah, it was great.
He said so.
"Ten points to Gryffindor," she said and pulled the earbud away. "JARVIS, can you blast Bey out of every surface on this floor?"
"I feel I must inform you that this floor is occupied by others besides yourself and Sergeant Barnes," said the ceiling in a snooty British voice.
"So you can’t?" asked Darcy, winking at Bucky.
"I am well versed in this sort of manipulation, Miss Lewis," said the ceiling. Then the song began to blast from all sides.
Darcy grabbed Bucky by the metal hand and spun him around like he used to spin the girls in jazz clubs.
She played the song three times in a row, once while describing in minutiae what this Beyonce lady did during every frame of the music video. He could sing along with her by the third time through.
Queen leaves couple stunned after Her Majesty accepts wedding invitation at Manchester town hall.
I’d like to think that’s exactly the sort of stunt I’d pull if I were the Queen of anything.
Queen Just Glad To Be Invited To Something Normal For Once
Queen Totally Fine With It If You Just Want To Go For Kebab Sometime
Just Drop Queen A Line
Queen Is Just Saying
- takiki16 asked:I am a huge whump/hurtcomfort fan and I haven't been seeing a lot of recovering!Bucky being self conscious and/or resentful of his metal arm. Maybe because he can't hug Steve with both hands anymore, or because he accidentally hurts someone trying to wake him up, or because it triggers him when someone has to make repairs. Your choice of comforting person. Also, you are my hero for all these ficlets!
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